I woke up this morning at 530 when my alarm went off and the first thing I thought was- “I don’t work today why the fuck is my alarm going off?” And then I rememberd it’s Christmas.
It’s easy to forget that when you spend the night before drinking too much champagne at work, eating eggs with your bosses, and then jumping out of a cab that’s headed to your house because you think that you might throw up, calling the wrong person… then somehow end up on the J train and fall asleep.
I fear there may be a meme of me out there waiting to be born because a white girl on the J Train passed out before midnight with a santa hat on would make a great christmas card.
Regardless I made my train and had a good Christmas eve and slept for about 4 hours….
Merry Day!