January 2012
30 posts
December 2011
43 posts
Dear New Year's Eve
I normally enjoy you- I really do- but after my depressed drunk last night I’m having trouble doing so… please get better by midnight because I really don’t want to be sad and kissless at midnight. (I already know I’ll be kissless).
Love,
Mallory
“Run mad as often as you choose, but do not faint.”
– Fanny Price, Mansfield Park by Jane Austen (via quote-book)
Haircut Hangover
I’m having a haircut hangover… you know?
I know my hair cut is great… and the color is fabulous… but I’m just so worried that it’s not me and that I won’t be able to style it… ohhhh ponytails you’ve always been my best friend and now I really can’t use you… I’m scared…
But it really is kind of fab.
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Fuck Buddy Movies Suck
Okay all chick flicks lie. All of them but none more than the fuck buddy movie- you know which ones I’m talking about- we had a plethora of them this year- one where semisonic was sung while a boybander was going down on a lady…
How did I end up watching the other one the other night? Oh Netflix watch instantly you tempt me with such bad ideas!
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I've got my John Wayne Fix
I think I may have become obsessed with the Wayne man over the past few days. I have watched Rio Bravo, McClintock, and The Searchers. Why do I have nothing else on my Tivo to fill this void?
A change will do you good
I have new hair- I’m super excited to show it off!
Happy Boxing Day
I love it when my parents totally forget it’s my brithday… because you think it wouldn’t be that hard- we celebrated christmas yesterday and then you woke up this morning and you should remember that something very important happened 25 years ago… and i’m not kidding when I say I love it- because I really do… they do it every year- once they went out to do...
Merry Xmas!
I woke up this morning at 530 when my alarm went off and the first thing I thought was- “I don’t work today why the fuck is my alarm going off?” And then I rememberd it’s Christmas.
It’s easy to forget that when you spend the night before drinking too much champagne at work, eating eggs with your bosses, and then jumping out of a cab that’s headed to your house...
“Better not give in to it. It takes ten times as long to put yourself back...”
– Mockingjay, Finnick Odair (via creatingaquietmind)
I love how relevant I feel this quote is to me but it’s really said about a life and death situation.
Grrrr....
Wouldn’t it be my luck that I feel this need to write and it’s the one time I didn’t bring my laptop or a notebook with me….. So frustrated!
Also may I never take space for granted again- my childhood bedroom (where I’m sleeping tonight) is atleast three times the size of my room now… I feel like an ant right now.
While I know I’ll regret coming home to an extent when I work six days this week without really feeling like I had a day off- I wouldn’t trade this night for anything! I love my family and friends… May I have a job next year that makes this trip more doable.
So antsy
Whenever I’m on a train going to Lancaster I always get this antsy feeling like- why the fuck aren’t I there yet.
I take a train everyday and while it’s not three hours I’m never too anxious about not being home yet- in fact I almost miss my stop about once a week..,
Get I’m almost twenty five I should be able to wait twenty minutes.
12 Things I Want From A Man
On the fourth day of Christmas I want a man who has memorized Linus’s Christmas line from a Charlie Brown Christmas.
who will throw tinsel on the tree… and then have a tinsel fight.
who will sing along to Christmas carols with me… even when I’m off key.
and who will not judge me for eating all the holiday cookies… and even get me milk to wash them down.
Hey there- who said you could be in my dream? And when did I become a member of the kardashian family?
Dear two broke girls,
I invented homeless or hipster. You stole it!
Love,
Mallory
