December 2009
23 posts
I Am Awesome →
No one can resist a journey sing along…...
Why It Sucks to be Born The Day After Christmas
1. No children birthday parties. I never had a party as a kid… which sucked considering both my siblings had multiple parties.
2. Combination gifts- not only do friends do it- my parents did it many times.
3. No gifts at all- happens all the time, people are too poor or too selfish after Christmas. The best excuse is I’ll get you something later- never happens.
4. Everyone’s...
Probs one of my faves Christmas song.
My Next Film Project
“Silent Night”
A mute child kills people on the naughty list.
309 Love
Jackie: Mallory says she loves and misses you.... Mallory's being creepy.
Renee: Mallory's always creepy
(how I love 309 and how well my roommates knew me)
# 1Thing You Should Never Do in NY
Leave your apartment without cash, a credit card, id, or a sufficiently full metro card.
That’s how you end up homeless:
“Do you know if this train is going to New York?”
– random man
Oh how I love having to transfer at the 42nd st to the 7 at 2 am..I tried to explain that they were in NY but really wanted to say “No to get to NY you have to take the L at 14th street”
Facebook Stalking
To be a good facebook stalker one must master the art of remembering what you know about someone in real life and what you know about them in the facebook world.
For example don’t mention that someone took a trip to Aruba if they never told you and their facebook did because then you’re left with the awkward moment where you must reveal you went through their whole info, photos,...
Slang lesson of the day
The term “shit”
This is a very tricky word because it can have many meanings and it is all about context.
When used as a noun the term usually means “good” or “pleasant.” If someone is reffered to as “The Shit,” it means they are amazing. However when used as an adjective “shit” usually means “bad” or “poopy.”
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Just a bit of advice
If you sleep with a man who’s married, don’t be so damn surprised that he’s sleeping with someone else.