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Hehe :) She’s got it! 

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Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source

let me tell you a story about the google headquarters

so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw

but you’d kind of expect all that right

but then I started to notice something kind of weird

there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface

so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:

"google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"

google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks

and actually listened to it


I have rubber ducks- google hire me!!!!

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1 Day Until Autumn: Favourite thing about fall?

↳ The colours

Where are the colors???? I haven’t seen one no green tree yet… Am I just being impatient?

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Always laugh…. Always

Always laugh…. Always

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But as long as you know it…

But as long as you know it…

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Gilmore Girls, 1x04 The Deer Hunters

Gilmore Girls, 1x04 The Deer Hunters

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The best part of the video may be when Jackson addresses the comments she’s heard about her daughter and sets the record straight about statements like you “wanted a girl so you turned your child into one” and “kids have no idea what they want or who they are — my kids wants to be a dog, should I let him?”

So watch the full video to see her answers to those difficult questions here.

Chills down my whole body. This is how parents should react.

Chills too.

oh Jesus, what a loving parent

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Name: Rory GilmoreBirthdate: October 8, 1984Sun Sign: Libra, the ScalesAnimal Sign: Wood Rat

!!!! OMG favorite fictional character birthday.

I’m looking at this at 403 am…. Happy 30 Rory!




Name: Rory Gilmore
Birthdate: October 8, 1984
Sun Sign: Libra, the Scales
Animal Sign: Wood Rat

!!!! OMG favorite fictional character birthday.

I’m looking at this at 403 am…. Happy 30 Rory!

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